If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Ben Corbishley

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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