To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Your mam is so fat.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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