- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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