Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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time to spruce up!

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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