- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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