- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What page are you on The gay page.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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