- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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