Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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dat shoe shine tho

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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What does? 42

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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