How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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