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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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