- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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