A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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