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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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