- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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