Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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