Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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So a bar walks into a man...

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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