Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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