Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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