why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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eoin burgin is fat

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