How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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