- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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