A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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