What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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WNBA

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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