Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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