Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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