Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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woman's rights

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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