- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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