- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

PENIS that is all

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Where's my baby??

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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