- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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