- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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