What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Women's rights

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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