What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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