- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Matt is a Duster!

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

this website is a bad joke

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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