- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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