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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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