A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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