- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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