- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Potassium? K.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What's white and gluey Glue

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

knock knock Goodbye

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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