What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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