Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

Anti Joke

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