Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

I will create more jobs for americans

We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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