- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

FUCK YOU

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

Denard Robinson

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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