Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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