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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Chris is hairy

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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