Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

I named my son ps2 controller

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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