- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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