what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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