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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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