- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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a man was shot.... he died

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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