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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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