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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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