- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

why did the blue berry cross the road

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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