What is green and is not grass A frogg

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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