Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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