I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

a man checks his mypsace

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

school homewrok

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

womens rights.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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