My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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