What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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Albino African Americans

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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