Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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