- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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