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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

whats white and sticky? a white stick

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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