- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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