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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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