- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

So this guy was making a sandwich...

I have read the terms and conditions

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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