Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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