One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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hola said the chinese man

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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Women's Rights

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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