Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

i saw amango it splootered

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

The word "Walter" is never funny.

hola said the chinese man

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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