Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Golf.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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