Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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