- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

what do you call a black guy african american

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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