Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Knock knock Fuck off!

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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