Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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