- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Anti Jokes = Drained

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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