- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

9/11 my birthday

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

why did the blue berry cross the road

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Justin Bieber

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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