- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Women outside of the kitchen.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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