- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

I have an idea! You leave.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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