What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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