- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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