A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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