What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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