- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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