- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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