- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Where's my baby??

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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