What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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