- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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