- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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