A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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