So a bar walks into a man...

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Communism hehe xd

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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deez nuts

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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