- Anti Joke

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.