A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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