ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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