What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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I have a really funny joke.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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