There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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Well this is pointless.....

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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