A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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