Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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