Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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