Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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