When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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