What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Dwarf Shortage

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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