Cripples are lame.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

The american education system.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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