- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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