I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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people magazine

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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You are joking right?

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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