What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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A bar walks into a man

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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