- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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