What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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like if your cool

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Your big dick.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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