What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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9/11 my birthday

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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