- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Roses are red Im adopted

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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