What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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69.

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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