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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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