Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Anti Joke

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