A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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