What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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