What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Chicken

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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