- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

I like the color potato.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

salad days!

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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