Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Anti Joke

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