- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

My spelling is horrible

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How old are you? 7

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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