Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Potassium? K.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Knock Knock.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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