if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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