- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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