- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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