WITH YOUR RED THUMBS COMBINED! I AM CAPTAIN MORAL! You: GOOOOO (AWAY) MORAL! CAPTAIN MORAL MAN, IS A HERO, GONNA TAKE GREEN THUMBS RIGHT BACK TO ZERO... Moral: Okay that is all I remember about the Captain Planet Theme song... GIVE ME RED THUMBS MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! PS: Redhead, three months have passed (more or less) I wont call you because we agreed you would get of this fucking place, but I can visit you if you are a good little girl! And yeah I am calling you Red, Tifa just reminds me of Final Fantasy and your big bosoms so yeaaaaah get your little red haired cunt over here so we can chat yes?

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

PICKLES

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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