An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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