A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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