Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Women's Rights

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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