- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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