- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Apple hates Blackberry.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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