- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

I'm Polish.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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