- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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