- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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