- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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