- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pain Olympics.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Knock knock! Just kidding.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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