Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Turkey Balls

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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hi jonny

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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