Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Pickle

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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