Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Hello.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

what kind of dog can tiptoe

womans rights...

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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