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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Jimmy Saville

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Pickle

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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