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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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