- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much fish could a chicken

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

When life throws knives at you, run away.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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