What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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