what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Anti Joke

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