- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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