- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Andoni was here

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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