- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

So this guy was making a sandwich...

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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