What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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