A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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