what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

What's just not right? Left

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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