- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

Roses are red Im adopted

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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