Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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