Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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My mom

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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dallen loves penis

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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