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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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