- Anti Joke

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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