A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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Caroline Kelly.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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