If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Hello.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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