Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Justin Bieber

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Knock Knock.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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