why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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