- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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