- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

why did matt die? He had cancer

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

Why did the black man die? He was shot

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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