- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

I C U P White stuff

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't