what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Hello

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