Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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