Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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