- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Im taking a shit right now.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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