I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Why didn't he finish his

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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