A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Anti Joke

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