- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Im taking a shit right now.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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