- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

My cat just died.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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