There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Women's Rights

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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deez nuts

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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