- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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