- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Dane Cook makes a joke.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

whats white and sticky? a white stick

roses are red poo is poo

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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