there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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