Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

thumb_up thumb_down

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

thumb_up thumb_down

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

thumb_up thumb_down

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

thumb_up thumb_down

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

thumb_up thumb_down

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

thumb_up thumb_down

bite me

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you know what time it is? Because I don't wanna be late for class and if you told the time, it will surely help me because I'll be able to arrive early at my class not to mention it would greatly improve my punctuality efforts to help me pass the class this semester. Geez, I remember back in middle school there was a guy name Billy Jones and he used to always be late for class. His name was Billy but we called him Bill. Bill was his nickname but his real name was Billy. Anyways, he was always late for class because he would always make the best barbecue ribs in town.... (45 minutes later...) ....and I told Bill, "Man, if you were to just ask what time it was it would greatly help you in arriving to class early." And he was was like "I know but..."And then I cut him off and I said "But nothing. I don't care what kind of barbecue ribs you make, you just can't do that." So there I was, me and him, sitting down and .... (3 hours later...) ...it was awesome. Boy, I remember back in the early 90's when I was at elementary school, it was a stormy weather and we had to go to class. That's when I met Clarissa. She was a really nice girl and I remember there was a time when... (to be continued....)

thumb_up thumb_down -2

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops