A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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