- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

i am a dino. RAWR.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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