what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Your big dick.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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