- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

I'm Polish.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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