- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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