whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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How old are you? 7

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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