- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Jordan is pregant

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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