- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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