- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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