- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

i saw amango it splootered

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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