How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Your big dick.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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