why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

i'm hard

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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