i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

9/11 my birthday

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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