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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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