What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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