You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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