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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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