- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

A dog was barking at a tree

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

I am a mime

Whats brown and smells bad poo

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