Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Brain fart

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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