I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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