Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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