whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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