Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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