- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

guess what? bannanas

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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