How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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