Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Stop driving smart cars you fags

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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