What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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These Jokes suck.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Cripples are lame.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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