Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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