- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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