- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Dude man, I'm high...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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