What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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