How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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like if your cool

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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