Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Chris is hairy

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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