- Anti Joke

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Half life 3 confirmed

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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