- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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