What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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This is an anti-joke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Anti Joke

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