- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

my penis

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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