How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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