- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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