- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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