why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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