Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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