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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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