- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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