once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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