- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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