What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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