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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

Whats 1+1? window!

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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