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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What's better than a stick? A stone

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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