What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Andoni was here

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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