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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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