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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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