What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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