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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Allah walked into AK Bar

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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