An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

school homewrok

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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