Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Gustavo Andrade

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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