- Anti Joke

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.