- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My spelling is horrible

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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