MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Fat? Jesse Z

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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A house comes around the corner.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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