- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

GOODBYE

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

A bar walks into a man

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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