What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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