- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Cripples are lame.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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