- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Guess what? I like trains.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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