- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

a. why? b. because I wanted

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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