- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Dwarf Shortage

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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