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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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