- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

I'm homeless.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I have cancer. And you're next.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

42

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??