Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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