- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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