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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

God is real.

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