- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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