- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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