Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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Anti Joke

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