i'm hard

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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