- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

haha black people :D

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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