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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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