Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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