Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Cripples are lame.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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woman's lacrosse

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Anti Joke

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