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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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