what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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