So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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pobody's nerfect

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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123 f*ck off

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Anti Joke

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