- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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