- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Chris is hairy

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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