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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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