What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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deez nuts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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