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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Vagina Boob

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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Uh... You know them N words... When they come crashing into the neiborhood the neiborhood quality drops and gets totally destroyed youknow what im sayan? Uh yeah sure totally... Then you know they spread around smell up dirty and toxicify the whole area, they become so fat and loud and like take everything away from you. Yeah HEIL KKK!! WUUT? I was talking Aboot them Nukular warheds! You you... SOMETHING! Hey! Dont get offensive man, sorry I was just KIDDING!... yeah... KIDDIIING!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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