- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

an emo girl walked into a white room

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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