- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Knock Knock No solicitors

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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