- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

All of these jokes are about white people

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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