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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Happy Monday!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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