- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Women outside of the kitchen.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Go away still nothing to see

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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