what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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