- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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