- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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