Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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school homewrok

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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