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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

What is green and is not grass A frogg

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